“Okay so for some reason Carrot Top was there, only he was flying…but it seemed normal at the time, you know? And we were all in a classroom and blah blah blah blah….”
We all have crazy dreams. Sometimes your dream is weirder than usual, and even more oddly enough, you can actually remember it when you wake up. So, your natural instinct is to share your bizarre unconscious reverie with with somebody–DON’T DO THIS.
Unless you can keep the description simple and succinct (30 seconds or less), we don’t want to hear it. We weren’t there, we have no idea what you’re talking about, and while this might be fun for you, it’s torture to those of us who are listening.
Also, us dream-listeners have no real response to give you:
“Uh-huh. Cool. Yeah, that’s weird.” Does that sound like we’re even remotely interested?
If I wanted to know about dreams I would go see Inception (which I did–and loved!). Seriously, in the future, spare us.